What a great message. I wish all characters were this nice. Does anyone know what this is from?
Ted, I’ve been trying to tell you this for years. Your bacon allergy is a lie your mother made up so you’d eat healthy as a kid.
My mom got called on to read aloud in class and came across the word ‘island’ and pronounced the s (is-land) and the whole class laughed at her and the teacher told her she was stupid. She grew up hating reading and has literally not read any books, newspapers, magazines, etc. since my sister and I were younger and then she only read us children’s books because she ‘had to.’ So like, don’t do this.
need an ark?
i noah guy
Did you just
i want a two paper essay on why that comment was necessary
by God’s name I am going to give you that essay or damn me to hell
I will do this for the sake of irene-sherlocked-adler
SHE CITED HER FUCKING SOURCES SHITDAMN
there are two kinds of people in australia:
- those who shop at woolworths
- and those who shop at coles
LAUGHING OUT LOUD SO FUCKIN LOUDLY HOLY SHITTT
you mean a bird of seduction
Imagine stabbing someone with this knife.
It would instantly cauterize the would, so the person wouldn’t bleed, so it’s not very useful.
if you want information it is
and above, in order, we see a gryffindor, a ravenclaw, and a slytherin
why would you stab a PERSON when you can have TOAST?
There’s the hufflepuff
#the greatest #i’ve got red in my ledger. i’d like to wipe it clean. #she manipulates people’s gendered expectations of her to extract information #she conducts interrogations by letting people think they’ve bested her #by letting men think they’ve bested her #because she’s small and fragile and female and she is emotional and easy to snap in half #and then she tears them apart #and it’s the greatest thing and you’re the greatest thing and i love you #get your own movie
My favorite part is how Phil’s not even slightly concerned. Not even a tiny bit tense. He’s just bopping there, waiting until she’s done. The sound of breaking bones is Natasha’s hold music.
The sound of breaking bones is Natasha’s hold music.